You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™
Herman Cain is crazy. His campaign is crazy. His belief that he will be the President of the United States is crazy.
Herman Cain is a Sherpa wearing butter coated roller skates. He’s a ballerina twirling over hot coals.
When he couldn’t figure out the situation in Libya, his campaign told us he was tired. They should of told us he was crazy.
Cain’s life got all crazy when an Atlanta stepped onto the balcony of her apartment complex and unloaded. The woman claims an off an on relationship for more than a decade. It was a relationship that she says included money, and trips and sex. Not sure how safe it all was.
She knew Cain was married. She kept it quiet. Now it’s being broadcast through a turbo charged mega-phone.
Cain says he and the woman are just friends, but admits to writing her checks here and there.
I don’t know about your wife, but if you are giving money to a secret female friend, and she’s ok with that, then you are high.
Cain rose to the political summit on a crazy campaign of 9 9 9.
Now his presidential run is about to get 86ed.
Cain is in free fall. He is an anvil falling out of an airplane hurtling to Earth. He has no heat shield, no retro rockets. When he burns up, he will be gone; a charcoal reminder of a candidate who really had promise.
Cain told his troops in a conference call “this is cause for reassessment. We have to do an assessment as to whether or not this is too big a cloud.”
Cloud?
This is a firestorm. This is Vietnam and Napalm is raining down from KC 30’s thundering over head.
Little naked Asian children are running for their lives as the world explodes in a fire ball of what if.
Her name: Ginger White.
She is to Cain what Kryponite is to Superman.
Cain is staying crazy by saying he is still in the race. He says it doesn’t matter what the media says as long as people keep supporting him,
The problem; people are falling off the band wagon like Miami Heat fans.
“as long as my wife is behind me i will stay in the race,” he says.
Cain’s wife is crazier than Cain. She either doesn’t care that he is a pizza-pimp-a-holic or she’s just plain stupid.
Do they sleep in different houses? Different zip codes? Different universes?
How could she not know. counting Ginger “napalm” White there are 5 women all claiming some sort of inappropriate behavior.
All the women say Cain is unfit to be President of the United States.
The blood letting is so bad, Newt Gingrich, as popular as ham in a synagogue, is surging in the vacuum of political stupidness.
“my heart goes out to him,” Newt says.
Yeah, sure thing Newt. Without Cain, you are a doormat at the next GOP debate.
This past Spring Cain was the unknown pizza guy.
By October Cain was the man to beat.
Then the harassment allegations and the foreign policy gaffe and now the decade long sexcapade.
Bow out Herm, bow out.
George Stephanopolous said this when asked if Cain can weather this storm; “he cannot last. His staff members are putting out feelers. There are too many questions about judgement and honesty.
Few politicians are honest, but the public expects some semblance of judgement.
With Cain going down like a hooker in East Jersey, the field opens back up for previous dead candidates like Bachman and Perry.
What a mess. When Cain was your best hope, it makes you wonder if the GOP is a row boat taking on water.
Stay tuned, more skeletons lurking in the shadows.
Crazy.