You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™
Brett Favre is crazy.
This guy just can’t ride into the sunset can he?
First we get wall to wall coverage of his jet landing and his limo ride to the Vikings practice facility.
Hooray, Brett Favre is going to play football.
Now he’s accused of “sexting” with a former employee of the New York Jets.
Why Brette Why?
Couldn’t you just take a cold shower?
Did you have to send her pictures of your manhood, as alleged by Deadspin.com.
After you see the video of what is purportedly Brett Favre’s private part, you get what Jay Leno was saying in his monologue.
“Football really is a game of inches and now we know why he wore number 4 all those years”
Favre was a Jet employee 2 years ago. By NFL standards he is Methuselah with a gun slinger’s arm.
By most accounts, Jenn Sterger is a hottie. Half shirt and all.
The problem is, she worked for the Jets and he worked for the Jets.
The allegation centers around work place sexual harassment and what the Jets may or may not have known.
Brett is a millionaire athlete with needs and an athlete’s sense of entitlement.
But he is married you say. but he is Brett Favre you say? But his wife had breast cancer and he stood by her side you say?
Yeah, I say. But boys will be boys and most of you women know, men are PIGS.
Have you noticed how much this woman looks like a younger, hotter, Mrs. Favre?
Brett Favre is a man with millions of dollars in his pocket. He can have everything he wants.
But he’s a folk hero and now he is walking the path of Ben Roethlisberger, symbolically putting his neck into the noose, being lynched by a hungry media interested more in skin than pig skin.
Brett Favre sexting is shocking. Seeing his video is nauseating. He is a legend. It’s like like turning on the bedroom light and catching Paul Bunyon having relations with Babe the blue Ox.
It’s depressing and just wrong.
Favre has yet to comment on the sexting, but he has reportedly spilled the beans and his heart to his teammates in a closed door meeting.
Is this the voice we hear on the recording of Brett Favre? Is the Penis that of number four?
who knows.
here is what Deadspin says:
Yes, there’s a possibility that the person communicating with Jenn was not actually Brett Favre, but rather someone trying very hard to appear to be him. But let’s look at the evidence: For an individual to put forth the effort to 1.) acquire a cellphone with a Mississippi area code; 2.) take some voice lessons; and 3.) implicate Jets handlers and perhaps other people, all within a very short period of time and for no discernible reason other than to mess with Sterger, well, that’s some very aggressive role-playing. Jenn believed it to be him. Others believed it to be him.
I don’t know why this story bothers me. I guess you look up to a guy, you let his accomplishments on the grid iron form your opinions of who the man is.
But maybe number four is exactly what the cell phone video alludes to: A husky voice and a sorry shot of a man’s crotch.
It’s just sad and crazy, but mostly sad.
Next time you think about un-retiring Brett, stay on the farm. That is if your wife will let you.