You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!
Braille Porn.
That’s right I said it.
Porn for the blind.
The two go together hot sauce for irritable bowel syndrome.
Apparently the blind have urges they need to satisfy.
For most of us, we rely on visual stimulation. But the same Playboy that works for me and you, doesn’t work for a guy who only sees shades of black on the inside of a cave, on the outside of the visual spectrum.
So what is a blind guy to do? Well, blind people read by braile, so why not get aroused by braile?
It’s sort of a disturbing thought, like watching your parents make love.
The Telegraph reports that Canadian photographer Lisa Murphy has created the book “Tactile Minds,” a touchable book that includes raised photographs of nudes.
Just the idea of a touchable book is creepy. What am I touching and why?
Published reports indicate, the 17 images include a naked woman in a “disco pose, a woman with ‘perfect breasts’ and a ‘male love robot,'” according to the Telegraph.
My first question? what the hell is a male love robot?
I guess “Big Buns Magazine” for a blind guy means running your fingers suggestively over images that are raised really high and firm.
Now the seeing impaired who want the equivalent of “Hustler” can fondle raised, lace covered letters that are edged in silk.
You get the idea. If you can’t see em, feel em.
I realize the blind are deprived when it comes to the vast array of visual stimuli that bombard us every day, but then again, they don’t have to look at Rosie O’Donnel wearing a big rubber tu tu.
So if Braile porn is what floats your boat then braile-on dude.
And that is CrAzY.