You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™
A chain smoking toddler.
Have you seen this baby Buddah?
He’s all the rage of the internet. Millions of YouTube viewers have seen this rotund bag of flesh chilling with his Indonesian Homeys.
He’s a chubby little 2 year old. He’s kind of cute, in a cherubic, ash tray is cute kind of way. His gut is slightly hanging over his pampers as he relaxes, taking long hard drags on a cigarette.
Watching this baby smoke is like watching a snuff film. It’s so wrong, but it’s hard to not take a peek.
And for a two year old, the kid has the smoking nuances down. He lights up one cigarette with another, blowing smoke rings for his smiling parents who wonder what’s all the fuss.
If a 2 year old can be cool, this fat ass smoking fool is cool. He’s like a baby Elvis, manuevering the lit cigarette through his fingertips, like John Bonham playing the drums for Led Zeppelin.
“Thank you. Thank you very much,” the extraordinarilly cool toddler seems to project.
But after you get done looking at this human train wreck, you realize that this family needs a societal intervention.
Here’s a two year old weilding a cigarette like the Boston Strangler wields a knife, inhaling smoke like he’s a heart patient inhaling oxygen.
Doesn’t anyone realize this kid is going to grow to the height of a fire plug?
What’s an internet sensation now will be a travesty 20 years from now, when a 3 foot tall man, chain smoking like a forrest fire, is walking around a bar allowing people to rest their beers on his flat head for a dollar.
Sad.
Accordingto NewsCore The chain-smoking Indonesian toddler cut back to 15 cigarettes a day thanks to “therapy focused on playing.”
Therapy focused on playing?
Cut back to 15 cigarettes a day?
Who the hell is running that household?
If I’m buddah baby’s daddy, he’s going cold turkey.
If he tries playing puff the magic dragon, I wash him down with a garden hose.
Shut your pile hole smoke stack.
Here’s my advice: TAKE THE SMOKES AWAY!
Is the answer really that hard to understand. So gumbo cries. So he shivers and goes through a detox that only heroin junkies can appreciate. So what? he’s 2 years old. He’ll get over it, then he can play with his poop like everyone else his age.
15 Cigarettes a day? I’ll kick him in his little baby ass more times than that.
I guess the good news is, the toddler has cut back from smoking 40 cigarettes a day. What an improvement huh?
Can’t the Indonesian child Welfare people do something here?
Even in a grass hut in the middle of this 3rd world nightmare, this looks wrong.
According to published reports; three-year-old Ardi Rizal shocked the world when a video of him smoking a cigarette appeared on the internet last month and drew attention to Indonesia’s failure to regulate the tobacco industry.
I say it illustrates how F-ed up buddah baby’s parents are.
The buck stops in the hut as far as I’m concerned.
Yank the smokes. Tape the kid sweating and crying in detox. Put that on YouTube. See how viral that goes?
The experts say each cigarette cuts like 20 minutes off your life.
Really? Check out this photo. 100 year old lady sparking up off her birthday cake. You know what this tells us? The experts don’t know S**t!
Grandma’s 100 and going strong. The Marlboro people called and asked if she can ride a horse for their next ad.
Like I always say smoke em if you got em, whether you’re 100 or you’re a 2-year-old.
And that is crazy!