You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!
A guy so hungry, so rude, so impatient that he jumps through the drive through window of a fast food restaurant.
And it’s not just any fast food restaurant, it’s Mickey D’s. The sanctimonious golden arches of the world’s premiere fast food emporium.
Jumping through the drive through window at McDonalds is just wrong, like slapping the Queen of England on the ass and saying; “hey there toots,” is WRONG.
The guy who committed this fast food blasphemy is a 34 year old punk ass bitch. It was his birthday and he was high on stupid. He had probably downed a couple of forties and he was itching for trouble. Why not, the South Brunswick New Jersey Douche has been in the joint a few times in the past. To a mutton chop like this, bitch slapping a minimum wage worker is good sport.
That’s the problem with this country. Everyone wants everything when they want it. Right away. Right now! They want it waiting for them before they order, before they even decide to pull into the drive through. They want it before they know they want it. It’s crazy ass ridiculous. We’re all a bunch of sniveling wining Michael Moore pretenders.
That’s why I am glad this sad sack father of 6, yeah he doesn’t know how to put on a condom, was uspet when local news stations began showing his death defying act of flatulence on local tv.
It didn’t take South Brunswick police detective Sgt. James Ryan long to put the facts together and bring the filet-o-fish bandit to justice.
Ryan said the customer yelled at the employee, pushed him against the counter and threatened the employee by telling him “I’ll be waiting for you when you get off work.”z
The police report said the man left the store with his sandwich and never returned.
Well now he’s charged with assault and communicating terrorist threats.
Now there’s a fish story we can all sink our teeth into and that is McCrazy!