You know what’s Crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™
Clown gangsters.
what’s next? Unicorns stabbing fairies in their eyes with screw drivers?
DATELINE: Sydney, Australia.
According to the Daily Telegraph – A notorious American youth gang known for its violent street crime and penchant for wearing clown make-up is terrorizing Australians.
This is not Ringling Brothers circus with happy go lucky clowns who throw confetti at you and honk big horns.
These are scary punk ass pyschos wearing theatrical make up more suited to Halloween or Dia De las Muertos in Mexico.
Police say the gang calls itself “Juggalos”
They are violent and reasonably well organized. When the Juggalos are not robbing liquor stores, they are perfectly well equipped to work a child’s birthday party in Hell. Juggalos are reportedly fans of hardcore hip-hop and rap groups such as Insane Clown Posse.
Well there you have it. Listen to enough ICP and your brain melts. Your sense of right and wrong blends into a grilled cheese sandwich of cerebral fluid and snot.
Remember when gang members wore bandannas? Remember when they only did drive bys on other gang bangers, usually wearing a color that was contrary to their aesthetic doctrine.
Back in the day, gang bangers had more self respect. It was quick and anonymous retaliation. It was about pay back, not about getting on the evening news.
These Juggalos have taken the violence to another level. Now it’s cosmetically enhanced acts of diabolical lunacy. It’s off Broadway hoodlums pretending to be Phantom of the Opera with guns. It’s become theater of the absurd where the cast of Cirque Du Soleil sports brass knuckles and a bad attitude.
Can you imagine getting car jacked by a red nosed clown? You wouldn’t know whether to laugh or cry.
Police in Sydney sounded the alarm after an incident where three clown faced idiots armed with guns, tried to rob a woman outside a club.
“We’re keeping an open mind,” the lead detective said. “There are a number of lines of inquiry and the Juggalos is one,” he continued.
“The make-up makes it a fairly unique thing for us.”
The make up makes it scary.
Here’s a clue. Clown make up is not sold everywhere. I would canvas every theatrical shop and pull their records. If a group of 18 year old men bought clown make up, I’d say you got your guys.
Hey Juggalos get some respect. Wipe your face and act like a gang banger, not some thespian with a mean streak.
And that is crazy!