You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!
Candid shots of Americans shopping at WalMart. These are real pictures of real people who obviously don’t have a clue or could care less about how they look in public. Spandex and thongs and wrapping paper for pants. Vomit and Capn Morgans for hair tonic. Flesh and stink and unbelievable human carnage. It’s so sad it’s crazy. These are real people with as much common sense as a lamb chop. As much fashion sense as a pile of dog doo. As much personal self respect as a back alley hooker. Unbelievably, these real life shoppers looked in a mirror, signed off on the abomination passing as public garb, and entered the public arena.
These photos are real, the captions are my sad attempt at social satire on customers who are sadly anti social.
Frick and Frack go to WalMart to buy mullet gel. it is Saturday night and Frick is trying to make it with his cousin Frick-a-licious. Frack is against cousin dating, but he definitely likes the price that WalMart has on Mullet Gel.
After I buy condoms and chewing gum, I’m going clubbing. I wonder how much panties cost? oh who needs panties!
I just love this shirt. What temerity to put a shirt on that simply reads: FART NOW LOADING! That is so ridiculous, I can only imagine that she either is loading a fart or she can’t read and subsequently has no idea that her billboard sized back is sporting the funniest thing i have read since Mel Gibson’s apology to Jews.
It’s one thing to show your butt crack sir. It’s definitely another to show a butt crack decorated with dental floss. Did no one tell you that a black thong and a thinning hair line clash at the milk refrigerator?
how much ass is too much ass. that is what i’m wondering here. I mean his gut is pulling him forward at a force twice that of normal gravity. I gotta think this guy’s large intestine alone weighs 200 pounds.
this is our peek a boo edition of walmart shopping. I mean at what point is half an ass cheek falling out of a pair of jeans acceptable attire for shopping. She is at the pharmacy so perhaps she is buying crazy medicine that will let her brain know that half an ass crack is smiling at the world.
This poor dog in the back pack is literally being squeezed into a sausage by the woman’s massive, gravitationally altering arm flab.
What wal mart shopping costume is not complete with a bright pink tail. This is from the Barney collection. I just wonder where that tail begins and ends.
Hey crazy lady? did you know that your coat, your shirt, your leggings, your shoes, your earrings are all phosphorescent pink? Are you a super hero for Barbies? are buying pink lemonade?
Born to Kill. You gotta love it when an old guy with festering boils under his armpits sports a shirt that basically tells everyone around him he’s crazy. How many dead bodies you think are buried under this guys’s trailer? What’s he drinking there? Mountain Doo. That’s what every 80-year-old serial killer should drink. High carbs, low fat.
That’s a lot of woman for a dress that just simply can’t handle the molecular stress on the fabric. I can only hope that the front of this ensemble covers up whatever evil that lurks below her chin and above her grotesquely extended belly button.
that’s either another cross dressing dude or the baldest woman at the wal mart in aisle 12.
i don’t even know what to say about this man. He looks like a circus tent with flip flops. Is he wearing the bottom half of a clown costume? Or is this little house on the prairie tarp really what he decided he would wear today?
and there you have it. WalMart shoppers. Real people. Crazy, every single one of them.