You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!
Drug Dealers putting their contraband in candy, that’s crazy.
DATELINE: Cranbrook, British Columbia, Canada
We’ve all seen Cheech and Chong movies where the fellas drive a van back into the USA from Mexico and the van is made of marijuana. Of course the tailpipe ignites the van and the boys get stoned and hilarity ensues.
But that’s a movie?
According to Canadian police, drug smugglers are now sending LSD into this country disguised as cute, lovable Gummy Bears.
That is just un-American, even for a drug dealer.
Not even Pablo Escobar back in the day would send cocaine into this country disguised as Tootsie Rolls. Would Al Capone sell whiskey in Mickey Mouse cups? Would Billy the Kid rob banks with a six shooter disguised as a cup cake?
No. No. and more no.
Back in the day, drug dealing, alcohol running, bank robbing douche bags had a sense of responsibility that prevented them from putting children in harm’s way.
But the days of honor among thieves is over my friends.
Gummy Bears are now the new cloak of contraband.
According to CTV, the acid laced Gummies were discovered during a drug raid. That prompted a lab test and the candy came back with elements of Lysergic Acid Diethylamide.
That’s L.S.D.
Dude, the wall is melting, dude.
Jerry Garcia is the Devil.
I can hear my blood moving.
These are just some of the things people think under the influence of LSD.
LSD is not addictive, but it is dangerous, especially for kids. Especially if they eat a bunch of gummy bears.
“Mommy why is the unicorn’s face look like daddy?”
Can you imagine a bunch of junior high kids munching on a few LSD laced Gummy Bears?
It could be like that abc after school special where the girl jumps off the school roof in slow motion.
Or it could be even Crazier.
Imagine a bunch of children miniaturizing to the sub atomic level. They are wearing acorn back packs, and riding flying sea horses. They are at the Louvre in Paris and they melt into a Salvador Dali painting. They are galloping down a bright pink road where they encounter a melted clock on a tree.
“Your time has come,” the old melted clock sneers.
The children’s sea horses begin smashing the clock with their thorny tails. The children scream with delight as the sky falls in upon them.
WOW
Gotta stop thinking about LSD while I write.
Anyway, the point is this.
You will never stop the flow of illegal drugs.
That is why I subscribe to the theorem:
“IF YOU CAN’T BEAT THEM, JOIN THEM”
The U.S. Government should become the chief supplier of drugs to the world.
Pot is a no brainer. Other drugs should be considered and sold in
doses that are controlled and safe.
In a drug subsidized government, you have to show i.d. to buy your pharmaceutical candy. The drug is heavily regulated and heavily taxed just like everything else in today’s big brother society.
The taxes go to build schools and pay for health care and fight border intrusions from Mexico, Canada, even the Jamaica.
I say tax the vice. Tax the Vice hard.
If the USA is in the drug business, suddenly, there is no more market for illegal drugs in this country. Suddenly, a bunch of Latin American scum bags are out of business. If they are out of business, then wholesale massacres in border towns and beyond will stop as cocaine factories in Bogota become lolly pop manufacturing hubs.
So here is my rant.
Stop the LSD candy.
Stop the violence.
Stop the insanity.
Make vans out of weed.
As Salvador’s clock once said; “It’s an idea whose time has come.”
Stop disguising drugs as Pringles. Stop making car parts out of pot.
Tax the Vice and end all the insanity.
And that is crazy.