You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.
Dumping a bag of snakes on the tax man.
DATELINE: LUCKNOW, India
It’s here in the land of the sacred cow, that 2 farmers walked into the local tax man’s office and dumped a bag of 40 slithering serpents on their desk.
Awesome.
The clerks and tax officials went scurrying.
Woosies.
Whose afraid of a couple of slithering pythons?
The farmers laughed a mighty, Indian toothless grin and walked out with a sense of satisfaction.
What a bold act.
The question is why? What led to the bag o snakes?
According to published reports; the farmers were fed up with what they say are bribery demands from local tax officials.
All the farmers wanted were their tax records. but tax officials withheld the files for weeks while allegedly demanding bribes.
“Give us our tax records”
“Give us a bribe”
BRIBE THIS!
The farmers, one of whom is a snake charmer, did it because they wanted to make a statement.
Game. Set. Statement made.
Game on Tax Dude.
Wouldn’t it be great to just do what you want when you want because you were pissed.
Credit Card rejected? Dump a bucket of spit on the waiter.
Guy cuts you off in traffic? Throw a molitov cocktail at his car.
Pizza guy brings a pie with the wrong toppings? pepper spray him in the face with draino.
I’m not saying I approve of anarchy, or throwing buckets of chum on Miss America pageant contestants, I’m just saying, sometimes it’s nice to kick ass and get some retribution.
And if the tax man is trying to solicit a bribe, and you have a bag of snakes, Hey what you gonna do.
Sometimes you have to say WTF and just cleanse the emotional pallet.
If it takes a python to cleanse it, then so be it.
and that is crazy.