You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™
An elementary school teacher with the audacity the TEMERITY to tell a bunch of 7 olds that there is no Santa Claus.
Hey lady are you stupid?
Are you high?
Are you a Communist?
According to published reports; Leatrice Ann Eng apologized to the kids, but the damage is done.
No Santa Claus?
Why not hose them down and ruin their dreams.
The 58 year old educator reportedly called each of the students’ parents to say sorry.
SORRY?
How did that phone conversation go?
“Hi I’m Mrs. Eng. Ah, I hate to inform you that I might have told your 7-year-old that you and not Santa puts the presents under the tree. Hope that doesn’t inconvenience you.”
According to sources; Eng was in the middle of a lesson about the North Pole when one of her students said that’s where Santa Claus lives.
Under normal classroom situations, where the teacher isn’t huffing paint, that would be an opportunity to say something sweet like “yes, Suzy, that is where Santa lives. And he has to bundle up because it is 40 below zero.”
But holiday cheer isn’t what Ms. Eng is about. She’s spoiled Egg Nog dripping down the velvet curtains.
“No he doesn’t,” she snapped. Adding, “Your parents leave the presents under the tree.”
THIS IS AN EPIC FAIL LADY. AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A TEACHER?
OF COURSE THERE IS A SANTA CLAUS!
CAN YOIU SAY “ANTI-CHRIST.”
“It’s sad. She was wrong,” according to Irene Hoffman, a mother of three students. “This whole thing is being blown out of proportion. I think we should focus on our children’s education and just move on.”
Well of course we’re going to move on Momma Kind Heart, I mean what else can we do? String her up and tie reindeer bells to her short hairs? Yes we will move on, but not before we condemn Eng a few more times for being a witless twit.
Hey Eng.
Do you believe in luck? Because you are lucky to still ahve a job.
Are you not a parent yourself?
Were you not a child?
OR
Were you created in a petri dish in some sort of sperm donor experiment gone horribly wrong?
Did Santa bring you a lump of coal and knock you in the noggin with it?
You know Bad Santa has a temper, right?
I’m glad you apologized to the kids. Now you should apologize to Santa. He’s tired of non-believers like you mucking up Christmas for the rest of us.
Maybe you should work after school. Try something more to your skill set like a custodial position waxing floors, far away from children.
Merry Xmas Eng.
And that’s crazy.