You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™
Chicago Bear wide receiver Sam Hurd is certifiably loco.
Can you say idiot? Can you say loser?
This guy just signed a new 5 million dollar contract.
He arrived. He made it. He’s one of the elite, highly priced athletes.
If the federal indictment is remotely accurate, then Sam Hurd is the stupidest guy on the planet.
This multi-millionaire pro athlete is out of jail on a $100,000 bond after federal investigators say he tried to put together a cocaine and marijuana distribution network.
If this plan was remotely accurate, investigators say he would have been the king of a drug empire moving close to a million dollars of dope a week. Now he’s going to federal prison where he will be a butt pirate of the good ship lollipop.
The idiot now faces 40 years in prison. 40 years in prison? It’s hard to believe.
Last week he was catching TD passes in the NFL. Soon he’ll be coming to a prison near you, where dropping the soap in the shower is the highlight of the day
Federal prosecutors say Hurd was negotiating a deal to buy 1000 pounds of marijuana per week.
1000 pounds!
Seriously.
Some media reports describe Hurd as deeply religious.
Yeah, apparently devoutly devoted to narcotics trafficking.
So the sky has fallen for this young athlete. The wide out has all ready been fired from the Bears.
Bears GM Jerry Angelo said; “We have a sound research plan for all players and we spend an inordinate amount of time on character issues and we can tell you with transparency that we did all we can do and we found nothing that would create a flag or concern in Sam Hurd’s case.”
Whatever.
Sam Hurd.
The new poster child for moron.
If Tebowing is something positive.
Then I propose a new word. “HURDING” Doing something so ridiculous that you scratch your head and ass at the same time and say WTF?
And that is crazy.