You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The meth bust. My alarm is set for 4am, but I’m wide awake. It’s 3:30 am and I am tossing and turning. I crack an eye lid and peek at the clock on the night stand. Tick tock. I close my eyes and try to sleep. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Trump Wins South Carolina. A year ago, that was the punch line to a joke. Now it’s a headline in USA TODAY. What’s changed? The political landscape. If this election was a GPS satellite, it would scream; RECALCULATING. This political path is less established than Columbus’ trek […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. The Haircut that has been forever postponed. I’m standing in front of the mirror. Who is that guy staring back me? Is it Ringo Starr? Did we just smoke dope with the Dali Lama on our way back from India? My hair looks like it’s on […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The end of the rainbow. It’s the place where Shangri La meets nirvana. It’s the X on life’s treasure map that signifies you’ve found what you are looking for. It’s a perfectly cooked hamburger with a harmonic blend of mayonnaise, ketchup and yum. The end of the rainbow is […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Whiners. Whiners are sniveling, complaining little pods of negativity. Whiners are the dried ketchup of humanity, stuck to the lid of the bottle. They are rubbery and inedible and gross. Whiners are as welcome as a mucous filled cough that attempts to dislodge a beaver dam […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The hallucinogenic properties of news. The story I am working is a good one. Cops arrive on scene of lifeless man. Armed with 1st aid knowledge and an Automated Electronic Defibrillator, the cops save the man’s life. They do chest compressions. They rip open his shirt. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The SuperBowl. Where do I begin? 111 million people watched it. It’s the 3rd highest rated TV show in history. The game was a hard fought defensive struggle. As usual, the number 1 defense in the league scored a TD and then held the opposing team […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Bedroom Light. The alarm blares at 6:30. It sounds like a submarine about to launch a nuke from under my pillowcase. I am startled, disoriented, as I try to open my bleary eyes that crave more dreamlike rest. It’s cold and dark in my bedroom. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Big Short. It’s an academy award nominated film starring Steve Carell, Ryan Gossling, Christian Bale, and Brad Pitt. It’s a tremendously well acted film. It’s a dynamically well written film. It’s subject matter that is disturbing, that brings back bad memories. The Big Sort is […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Iowa Caucuses. It was theater of the absurd. It was pork chops on a stick. It was cows mooing in the background. It was political savagery in a downtown diner. Monday night, the Iowa caucuses reminded us what this nation is all about. Monday night, Iowans […]