You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Mission Impossible. It opens with a fist to the groin. It ends with a kick to the crotch. And in between? It’s an EKG paddle attached to the raw neurons of your brain. ZAP. This is the best film, I have seen this summer. It’s a […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Donald Trump. Billionaire. Presidential Candidate. Dumb Ass? He’s opinionated. He’s rich. He’s over the top. He flies into the Iowa State Fair in his Trump-copter. He lands, screams “make America Great Again,” then lets children ride in his chopper like it’s a hobby-horse in front of […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Hard Knocks 2015. Knock. Knock. Knock. Hooray! THE NFL IS BACK! The HBO show is a 24/7 look at America’s favorite sport. This year, it’s set in the home of the Houston Texans. I don’t care about Houston, but I do care about the NFL. And HBO HARD […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Two Heart Attacks by 10 am. 2 heart attacks! Not real heart attacks. Fake heart attacks. Criminal heart attacks. Lying cheating stealing heart attacks. 6 years ago, I caught a father and son stealing water from the city fire hydrant. They were opening up the hydrant […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The boat trip. Singer songwriter, James Taylor wrote; “Being on a boat that’s moving through the water, it’s so clear. Everything falls int place in terms of what’s important and what’s not. I know what Taylor is talking about. My best friend has a 21 foot […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The college tour. Stanford is called the farm. It is in plush and affluent Palo Alto. It is green, aristocratic, pompous and drips of intelligence. Why they use a Christmas tree with Tourette syndrome for a mascot is a curious guess. Stanford is so smart, even […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The stinky girl in the plane. I’m not sure its her fault. I’m not sure she knew. She had to know. How could you not? I’m in the middle seat, the dreaded middle seat. It’s the seat that nobody wants, like the pregnant girl with the oozing […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Hugh F-in Hefner. Are you kidding me? This old wrinkled microwaved potato human is 86 years old. He is a captain hat wearing playboy icon. He is a corpse without a coffin. He has slept with women that other men can only look at in girly […]