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Coven of Flu Witches

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ A failed flu vaccine. You mean this flu serum that has been incubating in my body for months is no good? Huh? What a medical slap in the face. I trusted you sons of guns. I  hate needles way more than I hate the flu. I’d […]

colder than a twitches wit

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! The cold weather. Many people have been bitching about how cold it is. I get it, it’s not Tahiti. I’m dreaming of palm trees just like the next guy. But I also know what cold is. And this sir, is not cold. You know what cold […]

Downright December

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ December’s rush to the holidays. Xmas is 23 days away. Hanukkah, sooner than that. Here we go. Can you feel it? Tick Tock. The calendar pages are turning like a tornado blowing through a paper factory. December is a nitro burning funny car with tinsel and […]

Dog TV

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Dog TV. Yes, you heard me right. Dog TV. It is a TV network for dogs and the people who love dogs. What is Dog TV? According to the web site: It’s the first TV channel for dogs. Scientifically designed and created for dogs as viewers. […]

Face Time with Mr. Flip Phone

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Face Time. You know the grainy, picture in picture, camera phone that makes the person on the other end look like an avatar with attitude. I don’t use facetime often. In fact, I probably have only used it once before. It’s awkward, staring at your phone, […]