You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ My new coffee mug. It’s twice as big, twice as a capacious, with twice the get u and go. It’s a sun shiny face with a golden glow and polka dot sky. This new mug is a volley ball named Wilson to a desert island cast-a-way. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Caffeine Infused Underpants! Yes you read me correctly. Caffeine Infused Underpants. You people are buying this product thinking it will make you skinny. Yes, skinny. How stupid are you people? Can you imagine Starbucks selling thongs and cotton briefs dipped in coffee grounds, scented like your […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Prayer Penalty. Were you watching Monday Night Football? The game between the KC Chiefs and the New England Tom Brady’s was a blow out. The Patriots looked more like Victoria Secrets models and the Chiefs looked the 27 Yankees. Somewhere in this “I wish I had […]