You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Finding Life’s treasure map. Most of us are searching for something. Maybe it’s gold, maybe it’s peace, maybe it’s enlightenment. It’s life’s reward. Some of us are pirates on a vast sea searching for the Holy Grail. Maybe it’s on an island in the middle of an […]
You Know What’s Crazy? I’ll Tell You What’s Crazy?™ U2’s free album on iTunes. DATELINE: HELL has frozen over and the Zombies of thanklessness have stolen the light. From the collective stink emanating from the internet over night, you would think that civilization woke up Saturday morning and toilets didn’t flush and gangrene had set […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. My lights staying on for no reason. I pull into my garage last night, as I do every single night of my life. I turn off the lights and shut off the engine. As I start to exit, I notice a spot light on the water […]
you know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Karaoke. It’s the human equivalent of wolves fornicating in the wild. Karaoke. It’s a shot gun blast without ear plugs. Karaoke. It’s a piercing shrill from an inebriated ventriloquist. Karaoke. It’s a lumber truck with no muffler roaring up a mountain. “They have Karaoke till 1 […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Ray Rice debacle. It’s wrong on so many levels. First and foremost, let me say uniquivocally; there is no excuse for what he did. Ray Rice punched a woman. He hit her so hard, he could have killed her. Anyone who saw the video of […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. The soccer goal. It’s like a pitch back. A 6 foot long, 4 foot high net, pulled taught, ready for a soccer ball to bang against the target. I purchased this for my 15 year old son. I put it in the back yard, by the […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The NFL It’s Back! Watch out all other sports. You are about to be rendered inert, as noticeable as Carbon dioxide in a wind tunnel. THE N.F.L. IS BACK. It’s the unadulterated king of American sports. It’s Elvis has entered the building. It’s Cinderella wearing 2 […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Old Man Fight Club. “It’s only after we’ve lost everything that we’re free to do anything.” It’s one of the classic movies of all time. Brad Pitt. Ed Norton. Two men battling as one alter ego. They are disgruntled men, bare fisted miscreants, fighting in parking […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The St. Patrick’s Day Parade has finally said OK to Gays and Lesbians. That’s right. Now you can fly your banner proudly as a gay man or woman as you strut down 5th avenue in the nation’s biggest St. Patrick’s Day parade. The announcement was made […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Going to the bathroom and seeing a nuclear glow from the urinal. The urinal lights up like the Crystal Ball in the Wizard of Oz. A glowing urinal is scary for a dude. Imagine what it’s like for a female who uses a urinal. Now that’s […]