You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Streets of fire. I still love that news jam. Like any old dinosaur who has been around the tar pit a time or two, the jam doesn’t come as easily as it once did. To feel that visceral over load now, the jam’s gotta be something […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The slow motion commute of death. A new study says rolling to work might be killing you. We need a study for this? I know it’s killing me. Every morning, every evening. You climb into your car and you immediately start applying the brake. Your engine […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Robin Williams hanging from a door, a belt around his neck. The thought is repulsive, unbelievable. Robin Williams’ suicide is seismic, the equivalent to Whitney Houston dying in a hotel bathtub. There’s a sense of loss, a sense of isolation, a pain that haunts a man. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The baby shark. “Don’t go too far away, Sammy,” Momma shark signals from a bed of sea weed on the Gulf floor. “I won’t momma,” the little sharks giggles. A dozen bubbles exit his nose. The baby Lemon shark lurches for the rising air bubbles, popping […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Catching a shark. I’m on Panama City Beach. The sun is a ball of orange, whispy and alive, slowly lowering itself into the sea. The sky is swirling pink with fluffy clouds that hover in the air like balloons in an ethereal art gallery. The Gulf […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Hot Tub time Machine – the movie. What a mess. It’s stupider than top soil. Like a baby with 666 stamped on its ass, this film should have never been born. It quite possibly is the anti-Christ of celluloid. So what is the plot? Plot might […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Vegas Group! Vegas is a lot of things. It’s short skirts and bottle service. It’s pool-side night clubs and excess. As a friend of mine says; “Vegas tastes like glitter.” Vegas is visceral. It has a vibe that gets into your loins and percolates like […]
You know what’s Crazy? I’ll tell you what’s Crazy™ Eddie Van Halen losing a black jack table. How do you lose a black jack table? It’s 4 am. The Palazzo casino is remarkably empty for a Saturday night. We walk around the tables looking for a black jack game for less than $25 a hand. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Wire-less rudeness. You and your iphone; rude! You on the Blackberry; rude! Hey cell phone numb nuts! Lose the repugnant ring tones that cause wild Cheetahs on the Serengeti to stop fornicating. You know what I hate, when I’m talking to you and your phone rings […]
You know what’s CrAzY? I’ll tell you what’s CrAzY! ™ A world so inter-connected that even underpants can now communicate with the World Wide Web. HUH? DATELINE: AUSTRALIA According to the (AFP) – whatever the hell AFP is, an Australian company is rolling out the world’s first electronic underpants. Yeah, it’s like an iphone for […]