You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Sharknado It’s Jaws meets Twister. It’s a storm with a teeth. It’s a tornado with a thirst for blood. Sharknado is the latest greatest who cares. It’s a big fat so what with a dorsal fin. This is a B movie with a capital B. Sharknado […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Ho Lee Fuk. Yep I wrote it. But I didn’t say it. Not out loud. Because had I said Ho Lee Fuk, I would have felt uncomfortable, I would have paused and I would have said, is this for real? I wouldn’t say it at a […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Zimmerman Verdict. It reminds us once again that America is a divided nation. While the divide would seem to be about black and white; how to fix that divide is not so black and white. In case you have been under a rock – Zimmerman […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Men’s Double’s Tennis. Why bother? I realize it’s a sport and difficult to do well and takes expertise and… well, it’s just boring as hell to watch on TV. At least if the players were women, I could ogle four athletic females. Sorry ladies, but this […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Hot Tub time Machine – the movie. What a mess. It’s stupider than top soil. Like a baby with 666 stamped on its ass, this film should have never been born. It quite possibly is the anti-Christ of celluloid. So what is the plot? Plot might […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Watching something and and wondering if this is the last time you will ever see it again. While the other parents stand around the track talking nonsensical parent talk, I sit Indian style on the edge of the field. “Hey you being anti social?” one dad […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Asiana Crash at San Francisco Airport. 2 dead. Hundreds injured. My first thought upon seeing the breaking news? How did everyone not die? What caused this gigantic plane to end up in the grass on its side? Did it explode? Was it terrorism? Saturday July […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Grill. I’ll buy the chicken and brats,” my buddy says. “You cook em.” “Deal” And so begins a cooking fiasco that is one part nightmare, one part I love Lucy episode. But instead of shoving candy into my mouth, I’m stacking burning meat on top […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Nathan’s World famous Hot Dog eating contest. What a tradition. What a nauseating vomit inducing festival of disgust. competitors line up in Coney Island to the fan fare of a heavy weight title fight. There’s not doubt this is a spectacle. It’s a mustard slathered, mice […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tel you what’s crazy™ Man of Steel. I give it 3.5 out of 5 crazies. Man of Steel is big and bold and down right entertaining. He’s a hunk for the ladies, bulging in all the right places. And there’s plenty of action for the guys. And the man of […]