You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Old women who kill cats. Yeah, I said it. Thankfully most old women collect cats like drunks collect match book covers. Today I banged on the door of a repulsive old lady. She is 71 years of age and she greeted me at the door with […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Summer Time. The calendar says Spring, but with the temperatures in the 80’s the good vibrations are just around the corner. If you’re like me you are sick of the rain and the cold weather. I’m tired of turtle necks and scarves and turning the heat […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Sitting in a jail cell with a prisoner and letting him lie to your face. That’s what I did today. It’s like eating cold poridge and telling momma bear it tastes great. Take you peas poridge cold and shove it where the sun don’t shine momma […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ News Perception versus News Reality. As Pink Floyd so eloquently stated “Is there anybody out there?” In my mind, the news perception is: I’m kicking ass and taking names. The news reality is: nobody gives a damn. At 4pm I’m on the set with the main […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The Economics of Mother’s Day. Is it a holiday or a Hallmark guilt-a-thon? It’s a question that scholars will debate for years to come. The common denominator of mother’s day? Everyone reading this has a momma. The question isn’t whether we love mom, the question is […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Walking into a Pill Mill. What’s a pill mill? It’s a clinic where a dirty doctor over prescribes narcotics in vast, unimaginable quantities. They give these pills to doctor shoppers who have oozed up from a dirt hole, lieing, cheating, doing anything to obtain a fix. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ BEYONCE & Jay-Z. Like most celebrities and people of means, they think they are above the law. The couple recently went to Cuba and when people questioned them about that, they got uptight. Isn’t that the way it is for the rich and famous? Rules don’t […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Rubbing ointment on a friend. Those are five words that I never thought I would ever put in the same sentence. But there it is: RUBBING OINTMENT ON A FRIEND. So I’m in a popular restaurant with a buddy. It’s Tuesday which means two for Tuesday. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Battlefield 3 My 14 year old son is playing a video game that is so realistic, it makes you think you are in Afghanistan. I am watching his war through a rifle scope, while inhaling a dust cloud of third world crazy. From a drone radar […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Iron Man III I give the story 3 crazies on a scale of 5. The story is high octane visuals and crisp one liners, but it’s a little thin when it comes to plot. Hey Crazy Critique™ – it’s a comic strip, right? Right. Take away […]