You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ 14 year old angst. You want some cereal? “I don’t know.” “How about a pop tart?” “I’m fine.” and so it goes. Like talking to an angry wolverine, I’m dealing with teenage hormones and a simmering stew of adolescence. It’s a pressure cooker of pimples and […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ High School Swim meets. Go into a sauna, put on a winter parka, and feel the beads of sweat exit your arm pits, and that’s high school swimming. So I’m in the swim stadium to watch my daughter compete in the county swim meet. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The audacity of the lie – the boldness of the falsehood – the abhorrent stench of the deception. I’m not talking about Richard Nixon or Bernie Madoff, I’m talking about Lance Armstrong. I never took Performance Enhancing Drugs he said over and over and over. Now […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The rough reviews of Seth McFarlane in the L.A. Times. “belittled, arrogant, nasty” just some of the terms to describe his announcement of the nominees for this year’s show. Seth McFarlane is a quirky genius famous for insults, one liners and border line inappropriate things that […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The Baseball Hall of Fame shutting the door on some of baseballs biggest stars. Barry Bonds? Screw off! Roger Clemens? Take a hike! Mark McGwire? Go french kiss a mack truck. For the first time in 20 years, the baseball writers nominated nobody. That’s right, nobody […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ People busting on an old man’s dreams. Tuesday, ESPN apologized for remarks made by 73 year old broadcaster Brent Musburger. If you believe Twitter; what he said was more inappropriate than grade school kids giving Hugh Hefner a sponge bath. Others say the iconic sportscaster was right […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The passion and energy flowing out of my TV screen for tonight’s National Championship game. The talk, the BS, the analysis, the game of the ages jargon. Finally it is time to put on the gloves and see whose got game and whose going home the […]
you know what’s crazy. I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Music City Bathroom Attendants. It’s so aggressive, so damn intrusive, so freaking annoying, my buddy paid one of these guys $20 and said “that’s it. I’m done with you. Don’t f*** with me or any of my boys. We’re gonna take a piss when we want […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Hugh F-in Hefner. Are you kidding me? This old wrinkled microwaved potato human is 86 years old. He is a captain hat wearing playboy icon. He is a corpse without a coffin. He has slept with women that other men can […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Armante Cordan Williams I always wondered what happened to the baby with my name. I didn’t father the kid. but… Well here he is. A chip off the old block. Someone’s block. Just not my block. This is his mug shot. Apparently he was arrested this […]