You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Drinking to excess and hoping not to feel hungover. If you have ever woken up the next morning with cobwebs in your eyes and vomit stuffed up your nose and a grizzly bear clawing your appendix and Niagra Falls trying to gush out your rectum, I […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! The fact that a poor defenseless refrigerator is violently assaulted while minding its own business. DATELINE: FRANKLIN, Tennessee. According to police investigators, Tuesday evening, without provocation or warning, Mr. Sears, a 7 year old Kenmore product, was savagely and brutally beaten in his own home. Witnesses to […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! A guy crapping $13,000 dollars into the toilet. It sounds crazy, but that is essentially what some lunatic did on a flight from Krakow, Poland to Great Britain. DATELINE: Somewhere at 36,000 feet. According to the Daily Express, the man scratched off a lottery ticket on […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! wasting tax payer dollars to pass legislation prohibiting marrying your cousin. HUH? DATELINE: ANNAPOLIS, Md. According to published reports: A Maryland state legislator says it’s time to ban marriages between first cousins and stop playing what he calls “genetic roulette” with their offspring. The guy’s name […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Teenagers learning to drive. My 15 -year-old daughter just got her TN driving permit. She got one question wrong on the written test. I am proud of her. But believe me, writing and driving ain’t the same thing. All I can say is watch out citizens […]