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Monthly Archive for: ‘September, 2009’

You know what’s Crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! TWEETER – PORN; That’s crazy! Porn on the internet is Like a fungus. It grows in the salacious darkness. It is BJ’s and three-ways and sex videos on demand. And now word that pornography has infiltrated the harmonic, ever-lasting gob-stopper that is TWITTER. Porn has arrived […]

Rude America

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! The rudeness that Americans display and the growing frequency that their rudeness erupts. Where do I start? How bout rap singer Kayne West. Why West? Because he is the latest lout to pull up his skirt and show his ass to the world. West was Rude […]

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Taking stitches out of a 3 year old’s face. I’d rather eat a glass sandwich than do that again. In my house, taking the stitches out of a frightened, insane 3 year old, well, that should come with combat pay. When I last left you, my […]

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Taking your kid to the emergency room, that’s crazy. But if you are a parent, sooner or later, this is going to happen. When my daughter was three, we got an up close and personal look that I would just as soon forget. This story starts […]

You know what’s Crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! A man who hates his wife so much, he robs a bank so he can get caught. That is sadly demented and bombastically crazy. Think I’m making this crazy up? DATELINE: LANCASTER, Pa. – A Pennsylvania man said he robbed a bank in 2007 to go […]

You know what’s Crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Ground Zero is still a big hole in the ground. We’re coming up on another anniversary of the 2001 terror attacks in New York City and still no memorial exists. That’s Crazy! From what I’ve read, Ground Zero is a work in progress. That’s nice, but […]

You now what’s Crazy? I’ll tell you what’s Crazy! Not watching football; now that’s crazy! Color me biased, but If the ball is not made of pigskin, I don’t care. If the ball doesn’t spiral through the air, I don’t care. If players the size of golf carts don’t smash into each other at 20 […]

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! A burger dipped in fat, covered with lard and smothered with thick globs of blood curdling mayonnaise. In today’s health conscious America, many would consider this crazy. I consider it marketing genius. Add a half an onion, and gobs of heart stopping cheese and a tomato […]

Enough Viagra All Ready

You know what’s Crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Viagra commercials. Cialis ads. Promises of male potency. Creams and gels and pills; oh my! These commercials remind me of a neon colored huckster shouting through a mega-phone inviting me to come into the impotence tent. The only problem is, I don’t want to go into […]

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.A web site that tells you the optimum time to go tinkle while you are watching a movie. For those of you tiny bladders out there, this is the must have Christmas gift of the season. For the rest of us who watch movies the old fashioned […]