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Pumpkin Head Sinus Monster

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ My gigantic rotting pumpkin head. My cranium is saturated with phlegm. It’s like soupy gelatin that has yet to coagulate. My body is suffocating in its own rancid juices. There’s a viscous broth filling my lungs, my nose, my sinuses, my eye sockets. It’s a gelatinous […]