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Saturday Night Live Sucks

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy Saturday Night Live. LIVE FROM NEW YORK IT’S SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE. It use to give me chill bumps. Now it makes me wince. It use to be appointment TV. Now it’s a cue to turn out the light, the party’s over. The show has always been […]

Starving Horse

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Dead Horse. The horse is young and cannot stand. The mare is dying, starving, emaciated. The pitiful animal is sprawled in the cold wet mud, clinging to whatever life she has left. I watch the iPhone footage of the listless animal. It lays motionless on […]

Super Loud LIII

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Super Loud LIII. All around me is noise. A cacophony of white hot blistering noise. The cheers, the announcers, the sound of grown men smashing each other like mountain goats. It’s mind numbingly loud. A dark complected man wearing a flowered shirt to conceal a large […]