You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Muddy Waters in the Middle Seat. It’s 5 am. The line of Portland Passengers standing in line to board flight 1099 to Dallas is long. I’m tired. It’s hard to focus. Travel day is always stressfull. Starting at 3 am is just a time bomb. So […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy The Jewelry Store. Ding. I look down at my phone. “Hello! Your item is ready for pickup.” I stare at the message. My item is ready for pickup? What Item? What Pick up? Is this is a scam? That’s my first thought. I google the number. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Little Magellan. The teenager with the long hair and optimistic smile, turned 20 last week. It seems like just yesterday that I was taking him to soccer practice and buying him cleats. Now he’s in college, a sophomore, no longer a teenager. Where does the time […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. TWITTER NEWS “I get all my news from Twitter,” someone recently told me. They smiled. They were proud. They had the look of an erudite basset hound that had successfully lifted their leg and urinated on the correct mail box post. “You get all your news […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Dead Battery on the Brand New Car. The dealership says it’s a freak of nature. “Just a bad battery,” the service tech says. “It’s one of those European models,” the tow truck man says. “It could’ve been sitting around for 3 years in a factory […]