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Stand the F*** Up!

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Not standing for the National Anthem. Spoiled. Pampered. Entitled. Stand the F*** Up! You are quarterback for the San Francisco 49ers. You are one of 32 men in the world who get to do what you do. Stand the F*** Up! You make millions. You don’t […]

Get in the Ring Motha F***ers!

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. The Rejection letter. God Damn it! As soon as I read the words, Thank You for sending DEADLINE, we have now had time to review…. Oh uh. I didn’t have to read another syllable. As many of you know, I have been trying to cross the […]

Why God?

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. The Accidental Shooting. The call goes out as an 11-year-old shot at a bus stop. That’s a scanner call that paralyzes the soul. It’s a tray of China crashing on a marble floor. It’s a Tornado siren sounding at the farmer’s market. It is a piercing […]

WHO ARE YOU?

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Screaming at sheriff; “Who Are You?” through a pane of bullet proof glass. It’s a Friday afternoon. I’m at a remote county sheriff’s office. I’ve not been here before and it feels isolated, small town, in an Andy Griffith kind of way. I am in the […]

Bomb Brain

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Explosive brain surgery. There’s never a good time to get a wake up call from work. And when it’s 1:3o on a Sunday morning, you know it is not going to be good. The Metro Bomb tech answers the phone. He is bleary eyed and he […]