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You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Notarized confessions. It’s like Taxi Cab Confessions, except rolling around like a drunk ass in the back of a cab, you’re sorry ass goes to the glass house. You know why Notarized Confessions are  crazy? Because it’s like waving the white flag of surrender. If you’re […]

10 pages

You know what’s Crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Writing a 120 page screen play, spending months on it, then just dumping it in a box. That my friends is crazy! Sadly I have done this a dozen times in my life. These are the memories that began pulsing through my brain as I stumbled […]

The Box

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Writing the great American novel. So what do I want to write about? What do I have to say? They say write what you know. But is that sexy enough to sell? I’ve written what I know, I’ve written what I think I know, I’ve written what […]

The Revenant

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Revenant. A frontiersman on a fur trading expedition in the 1820s fights for survival after being mauled by a bear and left for dead by members of his own hunting team. Yes it is all this. But it’s much more. It’s man versus nature. It’s […]

Dirt Digger

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Dirt. I am covered in it. I’m exfoliating with tundra. I’m wearing an aboriginal mask of dried grass. I look like Al Jolson if he were hosting the Lawn and Garden Channel. I’m in the back yard toiling on a Sunday. This is America. As Joe […]