You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. An excrement powered automobile. Pee Power. Put a little Tinkle In Your Tank. Makes you think doesn’t it? Excrement Powered! Man that’s as disgusting as whatever they pump into a hot dog to make it last 6 months in the crisper. I found an article on […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Writing 22 versions of a script and then waiting on people who can barely punctuate to dictate your literary fate. I’m talking about Literary Agents? They are like diseased, rabid seagulls hovering over a beach picnic. When they aren’t excreting a white viscous waste product onto […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Yard Sale. In some ways this yard sale is so simplistic. In other ways it’s as complex as Rubex Cube. My job takes me to every nuance of life. I have met Governors and I have met criminals. The journey is always interesting, each different, […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The beer bash at the wine festival. It’s high brow, picnic baskets, pink polo shirts and dock shoes. This is snooty nose, upturned, Grey Poupon, Valet my Maserati please! How dare you bring Mexican beer to a vineyard? But yes, that is exactly what I am […]
Happy Memorial Day 201 I’m somewhere enjoying a tall frosty so please enjoy this classic Life’s Crazy… You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Sweating non stop and calling that a holiday. As I write this, I am in my back yard. It is mid day. The sun is high in the sky. The […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ WHITE BOY. Like a pregnant woman craving pastrami and ice cream, I suddenly had an urge to read a screenplay I wrote in 1992. White Boy, was part fantasy, part reality. I spent a lot of time in South Central L.A. while attending USC. I lived […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Killing the messenger. My Facebook page is lighting up with angry rhetoric. Why? Because certain issues get people nuts. Pot people hate anti pot stories. Gun people hate anti gun stories. Some people are so passionate they get on the internet and vomit their every visceral […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The whopper of a story. A 53-year-old is the most wanted interview in Nashville tonight. Why? Because he was rescued from an 18 inch water pipe under ground. Sunday afternoon, someone at the Sportsplex tennis court heard a muffled scream for help. Police arrive. Then fire […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The wedding ring. A bad week gets better. Nobody said life was easy. But nobody said it had to suck all the time either. The mother sat on her couch and held back the tears. In her lap, her 18 month old child. The precocious little […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Cigar Buzz. I feel a little rough today. My brain feels like it’s wearing a wet sweater. I feel like the inside of a stale beer beer left on the counter after a party. I’m full of ashes and someone’s old chewing gum. I bought the cigar on […]