You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The doggie door. The couple was fast asleep Tuesday night. Momma, Pappa, and 4 dogs. Suddenly the alarm begins wailing. It’s like a bucket of ice water on a cold morning. The couple is shocked, disoriented. Pappa runs to the front window. His eyes are bad […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The door knock. You probably don’t think about knocking on a door when you go to work. You probably don’t equate the door knock with life and death. I think about it every minute of every day. The door knock is the portal to the story, […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Sedentary forces of evil. If you allow bad news to catch you, it will. If you wait around for negative vibrations they will break you in two. It’s like massaging raw chicken, and then rubbing your eyes. Nothing good can come from this. My advice, Move […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Football on a pontoon boat! “Hey dad, can we bring the football?” Those are words I never thought I would hear on this Saturday morning. “Football?” I look at my 15-year-old son and his 3 friends. They are adolescent powder kegs, full of snark and sarcasm. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Back Seat Driver. My son just completed driving school. He took the week-long class with all his buddies. “It’ll be fun dad,” he says. Driving school fun? It’s not like it’s camp. It’s not like he’s gonna go fishing, canoeing and roast marshmallows. It’s about […]
You know what’s Crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ When Mayberry Cries. A 20 year veteran of the National Guard was gunned down Wednesday night. There’s no good reason for it. There’s no known motive. By all accounts he was a good guy, a decorated vet who served his company and loved his family. Then, […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Taking Green to the extreme! Conserving gas is one thing; conserving sexual energy, quite another. DATELINE: DUBLIN (AFP) World leaders in Copenhagen have been rattling on for days about saving the planet and cutting green house gasses. OK, I get it, but when does it all […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Dumb and Dumber. Remember that movie with Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels? It was a dumb guy and another dumb guy doing dumb stuff. It was a movie. They were morons. It was fictitious. Or was it? I swear that movie broke out all around me […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. A 3 day holiday. It’s great when it’s Friday and you’re pool side with an adult beverage in your hand. But come Monday, it’s hard to re-engage. Monday morning the alarm goes off. I feel like a zombie. My head is heavy like one soggy gym sock pushed […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating championship. It’s crazy. it’s sickening. It’s America. “You wanna watch the hot dog eating contest?” I ask a buddy. “No way, man. I can’t watch that,” he says grimacing. “It’s too disgusting.” And there you have it. A televised debacle that […]