You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Life Guard Gestapo. Whistle. “Walk please.” It didn’t seem out of the ordinary at first. Whistle. “Walk please.” But soon a warm summer day at the pool became less about relaxation and more about… Whistle. “Hey you, stop running.” The lifeguard is a 16-year-old boy. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Grill. I’ll buy the chicken and brats,” my buddy says. “You cook em.” “Deal” And so begins a cooking fiasco that is one part nightmare, one part I love Lucy episode. But instead of shoving candy into my mouth, I’m stacking burning meat on top […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Diane Sawyer is stepping down. David Muir is stepping up. People say news is dead, but I think people are wrong. When you get an iphone 5 and tweet a story as news? That’s trending DOA. When a main anchor of one of the 3 affiliates […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Coming full circle. I experienced this moment the other day as I engaged a small town police chief. The police chief didn’t want to talk to me. His officers were accused of beating a man who didn’t submit quickly enough to their requests. I go to […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Wasted Time. Wasted Energy. Wasted Effort. Time is perception. I have no time. I have all the time in the world. What will you do with the time you have. Will you use your time wisely? Is maximizing time the efficient use of energy you expend? […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ My job. I’m not saying it’s crazier than yours. But it might be. High Stress. Multiple fast paced deadlines. A what have you done for me attitude that begins almost the minute you arrive for work. It’s a job where the pressure is from the inside out, […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ USA v Portugal. We Lost this soccer match with 3o seconds to go. Well actually we didn’t lose, we tied, but this tie, was so horrific, so late, so unexpected, it feels like a loss. Final Result: USA -2 Portugal -2. It resonates with sadness, but […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy?™ Being mauled by crazed chimps. Eaten and beaten and dragged like a hunk of human flesh. Monkey’s can be mean ass little bastards. As Charlton Heston once spit “Damn stinking Apes!” What the hell is going on here? When did the monkey’s lose their damn simian […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ A mother tearing off her child’s genitals because she’s angry. If this story wasn’t true, I’d think it was made up on Saturday Night Live. If it wasn’t so atrociously disgusting, I’d have expected to have read it on a men’s room partition. It’s the kind […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Getting so worn down, so stressed out, so beat up, you feel like you just played rugby on broken glass. I am tired. I feel like I could sleep standing up. I feel like I could sleep driving my car. I feel like I can sleep right now […]