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FACES ARE LIFE & LIFE IS CRAZY

You know what’s crazy? I”ll tell you what’s crazy™ Jesus in your toast. The Virgin Mary on your moldy couch. Moses and his tablets burning a hole in the soap film on your bathroom mirror. According to a new study by Canadian and Chinese researchers, seeing faces is “normal” How Chinese and Canadian researchers working […]

The Southern Sheriff

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The tall cool country sheriff. I’ve known this southern law man since I came to Nashville. He is white-haired and chiseled like a corn field Adonis. He stands approximately 6’2″ tall, enhanced by polished Ostrich skin cowboy boots. He wears with his neatly pressed uniform with a […]

Banning Ben Affleck

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you crazy™ House Rules! Stay if you lose. Leave if you don’t. Vegas has a great business plan that’s predicated around the house cleaning out your wallet and not letting the air-conditioned door hitting you on the ass on your way out. So when the Hard Rock Casino banned […]

Don’t lie to me pepper spray perp

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ A pimple faced pepper spraying puke with a tear in his eye. I have grilled a lot of jail house losers. Few of them cry. Most of them lie and act like the jail house douche bags they are. But this kid? Well this kid was […]

I have been watching sportscenter all morning and they keep telling me about the big boxing match in Vegas. It got me to thinking that boxing is dead and UFC is alive. here is a story I wrote a year ago, that is still applicable. you know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ UFC […]

My Hard Drive Melt Down

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Our reliance on computers. When my  hard drive at work died, a little of my heart died with it. When I packed up the night before, I logged off and said good night work computer. The little screen pulsed and the hour-glass spun and the information […]

The magic Easter Egg

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Easter egg agitator. The street is narrow, surrounded by a canopy of trees. There is no sidewalk. There should be a sign that says No Pedestrians. There is no warning and the woman finds herself in a precarious position. The resident of this upscale community […]