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I got Tazed

I was out on the Holly Bobo murder arrest last night till 1am. She is the West Tennessee nursing student who was kidnapped and killed three years ago. Her killer was arrested Wednesday in a flurry of media reports and live shots in the tiny town of Decaturville, Tennessee, not far from Memphis. It was […]

beer the new gatorade

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™ Beer is the new Gatorade. That’s like saying 40 is the new 30. IT’S NOT. 30 is the new 30. 40 is the old 40. Your gut sags. You wear those stupid glasses to read. You cholesterol is thick like curdled cheese. So when someone says […]

Oscars 2014

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Academy Awards. My take? Good. Not great. Just OK. Long. At times – even boring. Ellen did a good job. Not a great job. She played it safe. She seemed to be moving in slow motion. I expected mor RAT A TAT TAT. It was […]

Hot Jesus

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ SON OF GOD – the movie. The latest film about Jesus Christ has some bible thumpers spitting up their sacramental wine. By now, you know the story. Wise men. Desert star. Born in a Manger. Virgin Mary. Teaching men to fish. Walking on water. Son of […]