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Gay Penguins

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™Gay Penguins. I’m not talking Sigfried and Roy gay. I don’t know if these penguins made white tigers jump through hoops of fire. I’m not sure they ever sang “Candle in the Wind”. I don’t know if they like Barbara Streisand or Broadway dinner theater.But apparently the […]

Fruit Fly Sex Life

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The sex life of a fruit fly. Bet you never thought you’d read that, huh? I would fruit fly sex is exciting as pulling gum off  a work boot, if your work boot was smaller than Lisa Lampenelli’s heart. What’s the scientific value of fruit fly […]

Fast & Furious Tragedy

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Life NOT imitating art. Paul Walker was killed in a single car crash in Southern California on Saturday. Had life imitated art, the handsome movie star would have miraculously survived. Had life imitated art, the celebrity would have walked away, perhaps a gash on his head, […]

HATE Saturday

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Rivalry Saturday. That’s what the NCAA calls it. I like to call it HATE SATURDAY. No matter what you call it, it’s a great college football weekend. This is the college football weekend when teams that historically hate each other play each other. Teams hate. Fans […]