you know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Karaoke. It’s the human equivalent of wolves fornicating in the wild. Karaoke. It’s a shot gun blast without ear plugs. Karaoke. It’s a piercing shrill from an inebriated ventriloquist. Karaoke. It’s a lumber truck with no muffler roaring up a mountain. “They have Karaoke till 1 […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Happy Birthday! It’s my birthday. It feels special, and it feels like any other day. For most of you IT IS any other day. 50 trips plus 1 around the sun. Seems like yesterday I started my journey. Makes me think that birthdays are a gift. […]
In honor of week 17 thought I’d post this oldie but goodie: enjoy your Sunday: even if it isn’t your birthday…. You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The aggressive sports fan. I got a buddy. He is a huge New York Giants fan. He is obnoxious. he bleeds blue. If it […]
know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Waking up for a soccer game at 5:45 am. That’s EST. Because we are from the Central Standard Time zone, 5:45 am is actually 4:45 am which makes me even crazier!Waking up with the moon high in the sky is an exercise in stupidity. I am awake […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The senselessness. They say NEWS is a four letter word. Today it felt that way. The Gods of video journalism spit at me, flipped me the bird, and said, NEWS YOU! My story was assigned to me long before I arrived, before I ever awoke. 1 […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The dishwasher. What is that sound? Its water sloshing inside of a box under my sink. It’s a foreign sound, a primitive sound. It’s as if I am a caveman experiencing fire for the first time, listening to a churning of soap and suds and mechanized […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Virus. As I write this, I have the unbelievable desire to wash my hands. I want to peel off a layer of epidermis, and make sure I am cleansed with an antibacterial shield. I need to be clean, to be sterile, to be free of germs. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Severe Weather and the need to react and perhaps over react. For most of you, when it storms, it’s a personal event. When a rain cloud drops out of the sky and a deluge dumps onto your windshield, maybe you pull to the side of the […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Duck Dynasty. Quack Quack. It’s reportedly the number one reality show in history. What is it about these Bayou beards that has America hypnotized? They say this show is more watched than “Keeping up with the Kardashians,” the television version of lint. They say more people […]
cracked plasma I don’t do this ever, but I ran out of time and actually re-purposed an old story. This story is near and dear to my heart because I was thinking about the holidays and shopping and who doesn’t want a new plasma. Well, as long as I have a daughter with a trigger […]