You know what’s crazy. I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ An elementary school massacre. They say words can’t describe it. But words are all we have left. It starts in the blackness, in a hollow pit of despair. That’s where a 20 year old Adam Lanza lives. We know little about him, but we know all […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The Rolling Stones. 50 years of rock and roll supremacy. If rock and roll was a superhero, the Rolling Stones would wear a cape. If iconic music could be celebrated for eternity, Gimme Shelter would be in a glass case in the Louvre. In the 60’s […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Big Mouth Mama Cass. I’m at restaurant watching Sunday afternoon football. My friend and I sit down next to a middle aged woman from Northern Illinois. She is average in every way. White. Middle aged. big hair. round face. dumpy frame. If she got up and shot […]
You know what’s crazy. I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The hoax heard around the world. The Austrailan DJ’s who called the hospital pretending to be the queen have been pulled off the air and now they are whining, sniveling and sorry. I’m glad they’re sorry. They should be sorry. Their prank was foolish and it […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ These damn Christmas commercials. I’m watching an Audi commercial for the 5th year running. It’s snow covered loveliness. The parents are trimming the tree. The music is festive. The son comes home for the holidays and parks in his parent’s snow covered driveway. “Mom? Dad? Guys? […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Sexy Bowlers? It’s hard to believe, like the tooth fairy can get to every tooth under every pillow under every roof every night of the year. FADE IN Slow motion close up video of a bowling shoe nudging the line. A sensual shot of a polished […]
you know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Legalized Marijuana. How many people have gone to jail for a little reefer madness? Wars have been fought, empires over thrown, people murdered in cold blood to get a little plant to the people who want it. And now, it’s over. It’s prohibition ends all over […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Cops and video. I’ve been broadcasting since I was 16 years old. I was a sophomore in high school. I started as a DJ at KSPB Radio. “Rocking the Forest” as I remember. It was a 100 watt radio station. The transmitter was high on a […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Fraternity Row at USC. It’s like Mardi Gras every day of the year. Many of my friends rushed a frat Freshman year. They joined because it meant acceptance, into a privileged society that viewed itself as better than everyone else. I met some of these Frat […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Royal Baby Bump. It’s the lead story on the Nightly News. A baby being born. A future king or queen. It’s a big deal. But is it that big a deal? I mean, it’s not like you are actually ruling the country. You are a figure […]