You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Squeezing a pair of testicles till it extinguishes a human life.What a visual: Testicles being compressed to the point of no return. Not in a vice. Not in a trash compactor. Not with a set of tweezers. The human hand. You think I’m kidding? Trust me. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Tanning so much your face looks like a mud pie. Tanning so much you look like a tiki idol. Tanning so much your face is petrified dirt. Stupid thy name is Patricia Krentcil. This woman is a good old fashion circus freak. She has a face […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ A new study that says half of us don’t use our turn signals. HALF? I’m not talking about alimony in California folks, I’m talking about drivers in the United States of America! This according to the society of automotive engineers. Do you know how many people […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The NFL draft. Andrew Luck at 1. RG3 at 2. And on and on and on. You probably can’t name half the guys in the first round. I’m almost certain you can’t name any of the guys in rounds 2-7. I am excited that my Dallas […]