You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™Your daily commute.A new study says it might be killing you. We need a study for this? It sure feels like it’s killing me. Every morning, every evening. You climb into your car and you immediatly start applying the brake. Your engine revs, your body wants to […]
THE ELEPHANT’S COAT Once upon a time, there was a baby elephant named Regina. Regina had big floppy ears that could hear the wind’s whisper. She had a long ruffled trunk that trumpeted when she was happy. Regina lived with the other baby elephants in the forests of Tennessee. In the summer, Regina and the […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™the local work out club.It’s a small space with too many machines crammed into a room covered with mirrors.Like a fish tank with fermenting algae, this sweat box stinks. When there are just a few of us in the work out room, this space is fine. A few […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ A time magazine cover of a woman breast feeding her almost 4 year old son.The Kid looks like a little monkey hanging on to a succulent kumquat. He’s latched onto his mom’s nipple like a GPS suction cup stuck to a windshield.The little boy is wearing […]
you know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™The Power of Mom. I woke up on this Mother’s Day and called my mom. She was asleep so I left her a message reminding her why she is so special.As I spoke into the phone I told her that she meant a lot to me. I […]
you know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™Hillary Clinton’s new look. It’s straight from the “I don’t give a crap” catalogue. It’s big pores and red blotches and unsightly wrinkles. She’s flying all over the globe, dancing and doing shots and dressing in potato sacks and comporting herself with all the elegance of a […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™Graduating from janitor to graduating Ivy league top of your class.This Yugoslavian is a modern day Good Will Hunting.This man is inspirational and shows what dedication to spirit and purpose can bring a man.His name is Gac Filipaj. Don’t ask me how to pronounce it, don’t know […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Facebook Addiction. You can’t snort it. You can’t drink it. You can’t inhale it or hump it or throw it into the back of your gullet via a shot glass. Yet, this socially active spider web of interconnectivity has a powerful hold on millions and millions […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™Giving up tickets to an NHL Playoff game to voluntarily work a double shift.Whoever would do that is crazy right?Some question whether my elevator travels up to the Penthouse.“Why?” A police officer asks. Good question law man, here’s the back story.The Nashville Predators are in a fierce 2nd round playoff […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™Cinco De Mayo.It’s a latin flavored reason to inhale cocktails. It’s a mardis gras north of the border. It’s a Tia Juana Taxi without having to pay off the local Federales. In other words; it’s CINCO DE MAYO. Americans celebrate Cinco De Mayo like we fought some […]