You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Yard Work. It sucks. It sucks like playing violin on the Titanic sucks. It sucks like having a pic nic in a skunk den sucks. So much yard work, it suffocates you and prompts your body to send out an SOS. It’s not like I’m mowing a […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ A 640 million dollar jackpot. America has lost its mind. It’s a frenzy like ants swarming a honey covered picnic. 24 hour news channels have reporters camped out in front of cash machines doing play by play. Office pools have become tidal waves, with co-workers walking […]