You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Tax Time. I am stressed as hell this year. The clock is ticking, like a time bomb in my head. Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock. Bend over, grab your ankles, the the tax man cometh. The tax man is a blood thirsty pirate, calculator clenched in his teeth […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Axl Rose. This skinny, scratchy voiced, 1980’s rocker said no to the hall of fame. Who do you think you are? Alec Baldwin in 1st class, playing words with friends? Axl Rose is a heroin chic, son of a bitch, with no ass, and hair the consistency […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™A police car with a sun roof.It just seems wrong.Like a tank with a seat warmer or a Potato wearing a hat. It’s anomalous.A police car with a sun roof is as common place as a shark that flosses after eating a surfer.I rode in a Volkswagen […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™That first beer buzz.It’s the feeling of euphoria that washes over you like a smiley faced water fall. The first beer buzz is a mental condom that deflects the reality of the world and filters only a positive spectrum of light. They say everything in moderation. Well […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™Easter.It is so many things to so many people.Easter is pink and pastel blue. It’s chocolate bunnies and Easter egg hunts in bright green grass. It’s early morning church services and brunch with the folks. It’s what Charleston Heston was looking for when he lead the slaves across the Red […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™The Standard. It’s a restaurant downstairs and a private club upstairs. The website says it is Nashville’s only remaining grand townhouse from the 1840s era still standing. It has a rich history and continues to be an integral part of life in downtown Nashville. If that is […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Meeting your ex wife’s lawyer in a bar. I’m quaffing an adult beverage minding my own beverage when this quasi attractive blond approaches. She stares at me with a knowing look.
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Excuses. When it comes to excuses, there are some old stand byes. Like: the check is in the mail. No one told me. You can’t prove that’s my baby. But the all time greatest excuse – ever is: My dog ate it. We’ve all said it or we […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Bacon Coffins. Rest in Peace, just became Rest in grease. This company is crazy and I love its temerity. J&D doesn’t care that bacon clogs your heart faster than flushing a feminine napkin down the commode. This company loves bacon and bacon loves them. They have bacon […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Crazy co-workers who excrete, expel or expectorate incessantly and in all the wrong places. Just when you thought it was safe to enter the work place again, I learn about another lunatic who has no sense of decorum and even less scruples. He treats his co workers […]