You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™Guinness Book of world records.The most. The biggest. The fattest. The shortest. It’s an encyclopedia of freaks. Why do we care? It’s like staring at someone’s boil wondering how much puss is in there. When will it blow? Should it be lanced? What if this guy sneezes, […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Not realizing how good you have it. I was grumbling today. I was a jerk today. I was mad at the world today. I was mad at my boss. I was mad at my job. I was mad at my bank balance and the lousy peanut butter […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™Bad News Bears.From the grin and bear it department, check out these “bear facts.DATELINE: LAKE TAHOE, California.It’s in this pristine lake resort town that a big black bear got into a car and then totalled it. The car was a 2002 Toyota Prius. In that regard, the bear […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy? The mental retardation that is Sponge Bob Square Pants. After all, he does live in a pineapple under the sea. SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS Is it harmless? Or is it the end of civilization as we know it. Amazingly, someone wasted someone elses money to study […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ 10 years since 911. I cannot believe that much time has transpired. Lives changed, lives lost, a world forever rocked on its axis. We all know where we were on that fateful day. “where were you….” The memories are vivid and powerful and now apart of […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™Naming your ice cream after male genitalia that has gone for a long run.DATELINE: MONTPELIER, Vt. Renowned Ice Cream makers – Ben & Jerry’s – has unveiled a new flavor, and it makes you wonder why they even bothered.The flavor: “Schweddy Balls” Yep I said it. Schweddy Balls. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™Not forecasting there will be a dead guy in your bath tub.DATELINE: MAUMELLE, Ark. It’s here that a TV weatherman has some serious “splainin” to do. To viewers, to his boss, to the family of the dead dude wearing the dog collar.GULP.“Fog in the morning people, burning off […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy?™ Fantasy football is crazy. It makes the NFL worth watching. It transforms quiet fans into savages. It forces bar owners to get wifi and show every game on every set. Fantasy football is enjoyed by men and women and children. It is dominated by teams with […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Driving in Alabama. It might have been the 22nd state to join the union in 1819 but it’s the first state of Racing. I know that some say Daytona is the birthplace of NASCAR, but I would argue that Alabama is where the sport has become […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell ya what’s crazy.™ College Football is back. The excitement. The color. The pageantry. The tradition. For all intents and purposes, tt started Friday night with a barn burner. Heavily favored TCU loses to Baylor. It’s a down to the wire affair that has the Wackos in Waco storming the […]