You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ How men and women drive.If you think the sexes drive the same, just ask All State Insurance. Why do you think teenage boys have a higher rate than a Charlie Sheen Call girl. Women are crazy and men are idiots and we drive that way. It’s […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Gender differences. We all have one head – two arms – one appendix. We all bleed and have an insatiable desire for McDonald’s fries. As members of the human race we need love and like plush Corinthian leather under our ass when we drive. But apart […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Having your eyes pecked out of your head by angry birds. It sounds like a Hitchcock movie where angry winged demons swarm the sky, blotting out the sun and descending on unsuspecting prey like ants gorging on a picnic basket full of Good N Plenty candy. Perhaps it’s […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Nancy Grace. She is a former prosectuor now turned court house pundit. She is a former barrister now turned barracuda. She is a rattle snake slithering in manure. She is an under arm hair soiled with perspiration. She has a voice like broken glass and she’s aggressive like […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Getting zapped by electricity six times! That’s OK if you are a spark plug. It’s normal if you are a pork chop in a microwave. But flesh and bones? DATELINE: SENECA,South Carolina It’s here that Melvin Roberts was struck by lightning for the sixth time. The 59 year […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ BABY BRAINS (an observation I made a few years ago) It’s amazing how much information a child’s brain can absorb. The baby medulla oblingata is like a paper towel sucking up information. I am reminded of this while watching the Discovery Channel. The episode: Jungle Frogs. Nothing excites […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Suicide. It’s lunch time and I’m outside a local hospital in Nashville. Fire trucks with swirling red lights fill the driveway. To the side are police cars with flashing blue lights. The strobes intersect like Obi Wan fighting Darth Vadar on the death star. A crowd of […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Laying an ass whooping on a burglar stealing your stuff. Nobody wants to come face to face with a bandit. Nobody wants to go one on one with danger. But if you have to go mano a mano with an imbecilic splash of manure, why not come out […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ 4th of July commercialism. The Fourth is America’s birthday. It’s about patriotism and pie. It’s about founding fathers and fire works. It’s about Independence and Hot Dog eating contests. The 4th of July is sparklers and the beach and bar b que with all the fixings. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Opening the door to your home and being over come by the pungent stench of urine. The scent is hopefully not human and most likely feline. But still, it is the unmistakable scent of ammonia. My eyes water from the toxic wave – something so noxious, it reminds […]