You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Political correctness that has infected this country like syphilis at the Bunny Ranch. African American. Caucasian American. Leprechaun American. Little People or dwarfs-Americans. Mutually-sexually-attracted-Americans. Where will the insanity end?Obviously not in Seattle. It’s here that a public school teacher reportedly called Easter Eggs “spring spheres.” Spring Spheres? […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Using Wizardry to fight fires. I’m not talking fire breathing dragons. I’m not talking Arthur’s sword in the stone. I’m not talking Merlin’s tempestuous flatulence. I’m talking scientific blasts of electrical suffocation.First: being a fire fighter takes guts and dedication. Only the bravest of the brave […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Freedom. Free at last, Free at last, thank God all mighty I’m Free at last. MLK shouted these words during the Civil Rights marches of the 60’s. Bravehart shouted Freedom at the King of England from across a battlefield stained with blood. Freedom is a concept worth fighting […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Ignorance. Stupid is as stupid does, right? Run Forest Run. You think George Washington chopped down a cherry tree so he could replace his wooden teeth. That’s dumb. And dumb is the new normal. You know who got voted off Survivor but you don’t know who […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™ Turning your house into a billboard. Has it come to this? The pristine shutters and white picket fence replaced by a massive technicolor billboard? BUY. CONSUME. NEED. ITCH. SCRATCH. OINTMENT. DYSFUNCTION. SEX. 8 foot tall words painted onto the side of an edifice scream inappropriate. Has […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ distracted drivers. We’ve heard that texting and driving is worse than drinking and driving. We’ve heard that shaving and driving is worse than smoking crack and driving. We’ve heard that applying mascara in the diamond lane at 80 mph is more dangerous than trying to inseminate […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Walking 2,500 miles to get married. Not flying, not car pooling, not river rafting, but actually walking. Laying one tired dog down in front of the other and getting ambulatory. If you ask me, walking down the aisle to get married could be a big mistake. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Charles Barkley is crazy. I’m watching all these guys at the final four and they are all talking and I don’t hear any of them. Blah blah blah UCONN. Blah blah blah Butler. It’s percentages from the three point line and points in the paint and […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™The insideous foreclosure problem in this country. A million homes last year. An expected million homes this year. It’s the equivalent of a financial nuclear bomb that threatens to ruin this nation’s economy. With the collapse of the home mortgage bubble came a lot of collateral damage. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ What passes for Saturday morning news. Are they broadcasting to children waiting for cartoons to come on? Are they targeting an audience of farmers preparing to throw grain to the chickens? Are the weekend newsrooms run by children who think the hem line of the soon […]