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Monthly Archive for: ‘December, 2010’

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ 1,200 potatoes. Not planted. Not harvested. Not used as floatation device. We’re talking consumed. 1,200 spuds eaten. Eaten, not by an entire prison block of murderers, by a fire house full of heroes or by a bunch of guys at a keg party. I’m talking One man. 1,200 potatoes.  CONSUMED! […]

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™ 4th amendment under wear. Remember when wearing the American Flag made a statement? Now you can speak your mind with your undergarments.Underpants that speak your mind. Undershirts that scream I am an American, now Keep your eyes off my junk! The 4th amendment of this great […]

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™ When beauty queens go Commando! Just because God is handing out good looks, doesn’t mean he also gives you good sense. DATELINE: Manhattan Did you watch the Macys Thanksgiving Day Parade? I did. I remember seeing Santa Claus and a lip sinking Jessica Simpson and a […]