You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ suspenders that keep your saggy ass pants from being too saggy ass. If you hate Saggy Baggy Pants then you might hate the saggy baggy pants Garter Belt even more. I KNOW I DO.This next story is from the better mouse trap department. OR Homey’s pants […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™ A Naked Postal Worker Arrested for Special Delivery. what was this guy delivering? Nuts? Balls? Birthday Suits? DATELINE: MILWAUKEE, Wisconsin According to the local paper, a male postal worker was arrested after making a delivery completely naked.Talk about maximum shrinkage! Dude what were you thinking? Wisconsin in […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Opening up your high school text book and reading: “Jesus was a wine guzzling vagrant and precocious socialist.” Yikes. Just to keep your cards and letters to a minimum, I didn’t write that. You see those quotation marks right? I mean, how does this get by […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Not knowing when to make your move romantically. Have you ever moved in to kiss a woman and she turns her head and you end up chipping your tooth on her “she can do better than you” face? Have you ever stared at a girl in a […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.Buying another man’s wedding ring.Dateline Greenville N.C. It’s 1990 and I’m working in the Greenville bureau for WCTI Ch 12. We’re a bunch of young journalists in our late 20’s. We work hard, and we play hard, often hitting the taverns after work to mingle with a […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ How much a man paid for a pile of crap. DATELINE: CHINA According to published reports, An art collector paid $45,000 for a replica of the famed Venus DE Milo statue. Was it made of marble? Concrete? Gold? Nope. This Venus De Milo was made of […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Seven People Trapped Inside a British Pub for Nine Days! It sounds like a dream sequence in an episode of Cheers. “Sam, we’re down to our last case of Henry Weinhards Private Reserve. We’re doomed” “Don’t worry Woody. I think there’s a bottle of Crown over […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Calling 911 without a tongue. DATELINE: Sheboygan, Wisconsin The focal point of this crazy story is no Lorena Bobbett, but she gives the princess of penile perpetration a run for her money. According to the Sheboygan Press: A79 year old Wisconsin had emergency surgery to have […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™Moving.Boxes and cardboard and tape equate to Callouses, back ache and heart ache.They say few things in life are as stressful as moving. THEY are correct. Moving is more stressful than pinning a coursage on your prom date’s strapless gown in front of her father, the pentacostal preacher. I […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s Crazy. The BCS got it right again. By accident. By luck. But it’s right, and that is crazy. Unless you live on a subway grate with a newspaper for a comforter, you have heard that Oregon crush O-State and Auburn demolished South Carolina. That sets up the […]