You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Black Friday is crazy. It’s an alarm clock on a Sunday morning. It’s a poke in the eye, intrusive like elephant poop on your living room floor. I laugh at Black Friday. I dislike it because America is tricked, fooled, cajoled into waking up at the […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ A boxing match that lasts 19 years. Imagine climbing in the ring with a worthy adversary, an opponent you know you can beat, and then losing. Imagine throwing punch after punch, landing body blows, knocking your opponent down, but in the end you always lose. Imagine a […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s Crazy. Thanksgiving. It’s wonderful and rejuvenating but at the same time it can be CRAZY! I’ve seen a few Thanksgivings in my day and they often start out with the best intentions. Family members arrive wearing their best clothes and using their best manners. Please and thank […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Thick Skin. If you are going to be in the public eye, you have to have skin like an elephant, like a warrior poet, as Sir William Wallace once said. You wanna be in the public eye? You better be tough like an armadillo on a […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Hundreds of TV’s and nothing to watch. I went to four sports bars in Tennessee to watch a little Pac 12 shoot out known as USC vs UCLA. “Who?” the teenage hostess said. “USC vs UCLA. You know the Battle of Los Angeles.” “The battle of […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ USC VS UCLA I love this game. It’s important to me. It’s important to love this game and hate this school. I hate that school because they are soft like a badly executed stag film.I need this game, it completes me. I need this game like […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™ Going to a ghetto dentist to get your teeth fixed. I know it sounds crazy, but that’s exactly what I did, back in the day. I thought of this as I bit down on something hard and my tooth said “What you talking bout Willis.” Now-a-days, […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Charles Manson Married. Who would marry this guy? Marrying Charles Manson’s got to be a shot-gun wedding with the Devil, right? I mean he’s Charles Manson? He’s the mastermind of the The Helter Skelter murders. He’s the diabolical demon who murdered Sharon Tate with the swastika […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The European Space Agency landing a dishwasher sized probe on a comet 300 million miles away. ESA did it. It’s amazing. The space agency launched a tiny appliance into the great void and hit a small rock traveling thousands of miles away. Amazing. Collosal. Truly an unbelievable astro-physic […]
You know what’s Crazy? I’ll tell you what’s Crazy™ Your 1st car. They say you always remember your 1st. I remember mine. She was black and sleek and whined when you got her in gear. I don’t think 1973 was a good year for wine, but it was a pretty good year for hand me […]