You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Sleepless nights. I jerk awake. It’s 2:34 am. What the hell? Why am I awake. I went to bed at 11:30. I quickly do the math. 3 hours. 3 HOURS! GO BACK TO SLEEP! I can’t. The room is dark, the world outside quiet. It should […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The new Who Wants to be a Millionaire. When the show first started it was a smash hit. Lifelines and call a friend and educational Viagra all available for informational consumption. Americans have always loved game shows that challenge your intelligence. Why? That’s the $64,000 question. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Rubbing ointment on a friend. Those are five words that I never thought I would ever put in the same sentence. But there it is: RUBBING OINTMENT ON A FRIEND. So I’m in a popular restaurant with a buddy. It’s Tuesday which means two for Tuesday. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Racing high. Race car drivers need to be 100 percent, 100% of the time. They need to have a symbiotic relationship with their car that borders on adultery. Race Car drivers need to feel the hiccup from a butter fly’s wing to understand the delicate aerodynamic difference […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Rob Bironas case. So much of it just doesn’t add up. In case you haven’t been following the news out of Music City; Rob Bironas is a former Titan’s kicker. He was one of the best kickers with one of the strongest legs in NFL […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ A science experiment gone wrong. Have you ever thought about what’s in your food? In your medicine? In the floor cleaner you buy? Probably not. You pull it off the shelf because it has a pretty label that promises to remove unicorn excrement. You buy it […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Apartment Fire. I pull up to the 8 plex. A group of people are on the lower patio enjoying a warm day. “Is this where the senior citizen died in the house fire,” I ask. The man in the chair points upstairs. My eyes drift […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ 7 BILLION PEOPLE. I recently read there are 7 Billion people on this planet. We’re like insects swarming through a global ant farm. 7 Billion people with 7 billion mouths to feed, and desires to satiate and attitudes to cope with. 7 Billion. Humans are infesting […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ IHOP. The International House of Pancakes. It’s an iconic name that means nothing. Have you ever been to IHOP. There’s nothing international about it. It’s a straight up time warp. If you haven’t been there, let me set the mood. You open the door. Suddenly a […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ How repulsive America has become. One trip to Holiday World and you wonder if America is sharing a single chromozone. It only takes one trip to Santa Claus, Indiana to realize that America needs to collectively wear more condoms. Santa Claus, Indiana. The name of the […]