You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Fighting other new parents at the photo department of your local box store, that’s crazy™ I was thinking about this the other day, because so many of my co-workers are pregnant or have little kids. They talk about parenting as if they invented the subject. They […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Trying to grow grass in Tennessee is crazy. It is raining like crazy. Pounding molecularized moisture is beating down from a saturated sky. I watch as sheets of water bang against my window and pound my roof like Tito Fuente in concert. While I am not […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The perp walk down. I don’t know if it is the best walk down I ever did. I have forced confessions from murderers before. I don’t know if it is the most angry walk down I ever did. I have been kicked, threatened and spit on […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy? Grandma property manager. “I had a bypass 2 months ago,” she says, her voice trailing off. “I think if I hadn’t gone to the E.R. that afternoon…” I listen to her words trail off on the other end of the phone. “I can’t even believe you’re […]