You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Killing your wife and then digging her up each night to tell her your sorry. I’m in Hickman County, Tennessee. Honestly, I try not to come here if I can help it. It’s an hour or so outside of Nashville, but it’s more like 50 years […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Punxsutawney Phil. He is a rat bastard. He is a rodent with a bad attitude, a hairy enema with a track record for making me unhappy. Punxsutawney Phil is a bad pill, a sour puss, a Punxsutawney punk. Why? Because he is so damned negative. He […]