You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Toys for Hookers. Christmas for call girls. Merry Christmas Mama-cita.Now that’s crazy. I’ve heard of toys for tots. I’ve heard of gun drives where you get a gift certificate at the local supermarket when you turn in hand guns. But I’ve never heard about a two […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ TIM TEBOW MANIA. He’s become a national phenomenon. ESPN spent 10 minutes debating what is a bigger story this year; the Green Bay Packers winning the super bowl and being undfeated OR TIM TEBOW winning 7 games. Superbowl MVP Steve Young was almost giddy as he talked […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The danger that elongated fruits and vegetables reportedly pose to members of the fairer sex. Remember Otter in Animal House meeting Dean Wormer’s wife in the Food King. “Mine’s bigger,” he says to her holding a cucumber. She smiles at him salaciously. “My Cucumber is bigger […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™Making so much out of something so innocuous. “Wanna make a $10,000 bet?” The news readers questioned what would be “The Fallout.”The deep voiced announcer spits into the microphone. Who won? Who lost?Mitt Romney and his $10,000 bet!As you know, the Republicans had a debate in Iowa. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tel you what’s crazy.™ Holiday Shopping. It should be a biblical experience filled with the good will and merriment of the season. It should be children on Santa’s lap and little elfs handing out candy canes as you park your car. It should be Moses inscribing your Christmas boxes with […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Going 143 mph on a motorcycle. With your family jewels gripping the seat, and the wind ripping the flesh off your face, the world is a blur of speed and adrenalized fervor. At 143 mph, a pebble could catapult you into a ditch where your only option is […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ An elementary school teacher with the audacity the TEMERITY to tell a bunch of 7 olds that there is no Santa Claus. Hey lady are you stupid? Are you high? Are you a Communist? According to published reports; Leatrice Ann Eng apologized to the kids, but […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Flight attendants drunk with power. Wearing their blue smocks and their pinned on wings, they sashe down that three foot runway like the gestapo of the air. They tell us to buckle our belts more times than a roadside squeegee man asks for a dollar. They […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. A bunch of boys cooped up in a small motel room. It’s claustrophobic. It’s suffocating. It’s like the biggest loser crammed into a Yugo full of rice pudding. Keeping 12 year old boys quiet in a motel room is like trying to herd cats with tuna fish scented yarn. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The college football National Championship? Can anyone say playoffs? LSU kicked the crud out of Georgia, pasting them 42 -10. When it was over, the dogs were getting done doggy style in front of a national tv audience that got to see a mediocre NFL team […]