You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Knowing “That’s Crazy” is a global force for good. It’s a brand whose time has come. More than 100,000 hits in 2 years and now is the time for the viral infiltration to commence. With all the angst in the world, there is a need for […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Writing a that’s crazy story on my new iPhone! The screen is 3 inches wide.It’s like typing through the bottom of a coke bottle. The alphabet is so damn small I need a magnifying glass to see what I’m doing. It’s like trying to learn Quantum […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. The NBA. I don’t care. They struck. Now I’m striking. It’s not football. I’ll watch it when it comes down to tennis or professional rodeo or NBA. Until then, who cares? ESPN has the rights to the games and they are playing it up like a […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. teenage girls. There are three of them in this house right now. It’s like a cackling coop hair and estrogen. It’s an onslaught of high pitched run on sentences and generation X angst. I’m on the couch, my back to them in the kitchen. I am only […]
you know what’s crazy. I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Christmas Eve in the facebook millennium. No carolers knocked on my door. But telemarketers from ADT security did try and sell me an enhanced security system. Don’t you realize it’s December 24th I said. Sir criminals don’t have calendars they responded. Nice sales pitch. Man it’s […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Christmas Birthdays. I am a Christmas baby. Well sort of. Born four days after Christmas and 2 days before New Years. I arrived on planet Earth between two of the greatest holidays known to man. Hello Baby Jesus. Hello Baby New Years. And in between, hello Baby […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Staring at a 50 inch rectangle of muted dreams. What was a brilliant, expansive, orgasmic plasma tv is now a massive grey paper weight. What once blistered my eyes and ears with spectacular moments is now a quiet, ugly black hole in my living room. I […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Stating the obvious. does it surprise you that… Skinny people get more dates. People with hair buy more shampoo. Homeless people love subway grates. If it does, then stop reading now, and pull life’s emergency exit please. Either way, there’s another study out there and it’s […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Trying to bury a live animal. I submit for your approval the nebulous tale of Scamp the dog. This story begins with poor Scamp’s untimely death. “Paw go get a shovel and bury Scamp.” “Maw I can’t right now. My hemorrhoids is acting up.” “Then leave Scamp […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Chicago Bear wide receiver Sam Hurd is certifiably loco. Can you say idiot? Can you say loser? This guy just signed a new 5 million dollar contract. He arrived. He made it. He’s one of the elite, highly priced athletes. If the federal indictment is remotely accurate, […]